It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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