The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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