if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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