my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
