dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
50% drunk capacity currently
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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