she was so not down for the gang bang
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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