I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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