Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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