Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I want to have your abortion
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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