Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
My life is pants optional.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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