i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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