You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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