Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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