matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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