I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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