he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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