yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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