i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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