So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just invented taco cereal.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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