I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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