fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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