vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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