My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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