new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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