i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Watching her eat just hurts me
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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