Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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