okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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