ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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