I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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