i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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