Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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