I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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