don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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