Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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