I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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