she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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