She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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