I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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