he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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