I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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