turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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