i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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