Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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