he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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