Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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