New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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