Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
