Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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