What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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