Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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