I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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